Once, there was a family known as Malaysia. Courtesy of JHLai and my cousin YKChang Thnx for reading..
In 1985, they were blessed with their first born, Proton.
The family loved Proton all they can.
They gave Proton everything.
They protected Proton from the bigger boys in Kindergarden.
They told Proton, :Youre young, you need protection from them.
Its okay to make mistakes, youre young.
Even if you don't learn from mistakes…its okay…you are still young.
Proton became spoilt.
He always depended on parents and used up all his allowance on useless things.
When he had to do his chores, he paid people to do it and the work is lousy,
causing the parents having to call repairmen to fix all the mess that he made.
Anyway, when Proton was 10 (but he still acted like he is 1 or 2 years old),
he had a younger brother, Perodua.
At first, everyone thought this younger brother will be like Proton.
Anyway, this new baby was more handsome and looks smarter than Proton.
Malaysia knew there is a possibilty Perodua could be smarter than Proton.
Since they love Proton so much, they decided that Perodua can only learn a few things.
He cannot learn the same thing as Proton.
This is so that Perodua wouldn’t beat Proton at what Proton is doing.
Although Perodua was also protected by Malaysia, he learnt to be independent very fast.
He made good friends with Daihatsu, who had an elder brother Toyota.
The two of them helped Perodua in everything.
Perodua, being independent and smart, learnt a lot and in a short while, was becoming
as good as, if not better, than Proton.
Malaysia realized that Perodua was becoming better than his brother.
Although proud of Perodua, they still love Proton best.
They paid Lotus (which is older and well known worldwide) to be friends with Proton.
Using this advantage, Proton mentioned Lotus everytime he wanted to tell people about himself.
On this own, he was still the same.
Moreover, Proton is always not updated.
When doing his work, he still uses the typewriter and refuses to use the computer.
Perodua, so much younger, used the computer, with broadband for his work.
Perodua was improving so much that Toyota has assigned him with his work, codename Avanza. Year 2005, Proton is 20 years old, Perodua only 10.
It was obvious that Perodua was the more successful of the two siblings.
What is worse, Proton said he still need his parents to help him for another 10 years.
He still need protection from the big boys.
In May 2005, Perodua was about to show Malaysia his best work so far.. codename Myvi.
Proton, being jealous.. quickly came up with an unprofessional remark about
his brother's work and shows his work at the same time as Perodua on purpose.
The future of Malaysia and her two kids are still unknown.
But it would be obvious that Perodua will shine, leaving Proton crying.
It would be a wonder if in 2015, Proton will ask Malaysia for another 10 years of help and protection… maybe this time…protection from Perodua aswell…
Moral of the lesson is, dont be too dependent.. be more independent..
This part of my life.. even though it sux.. but.. well.. it takes courage to speak up.. I'm a victim of bully!! If you are a victim of bully.. stand up.. and take courage.. for u are not alone.. u have other frenz who cares for u.. Today i learnt a valuable lesson.. but i shall tell u about my sad past.. a past which i intend not to talk about it.. for it hurts everytime i recall..
All my life.. i am always the one to bully.. since the day i can actually step out of the house to go to kindergarden.. and towards standard 1.. and so on.. till now.. age 19.. when ppl saw me.. mr. Jack.. they see my face.. which is.. a person who wont fight back.. a coward.. yeap.. dats me.. Mr. Jack.. my 12 years of school life.. been tortured day in day out.. even going padang.. its a warfare business everyday.. Im sorry bullies.. Be it verbal bullying or physically.. yea.. im the one who gets it.. oh yea.. when there so much suffering in this world.. yea.. these ppl cant tahan and juz puts their anger in ppl like me.. so.. who's the brave guy? well.. somebody has to be the bullied.. so.. i took up the job.. yea.. get verbally abused.. from the most gayest words.. till the most harshest words.. yea.. from the most disgusting stuff, till the punches.. till the grab in the groin.. yea.. i had it all.. yet.. im still alive..
Mentallity of a bully..
why on earth.. there is bully in this world? Well.. obviously I'm the victim.. i have studied much about bullies.. in fact.. bullies are people who needs love in their life.. bullies are ppl who.. u know.. lack of love from their parents.. family, and even they lack attention by their peers.. peer pressure.. yea.. or even studying pressure.. stress.. So.. like for example.. a bully's dad comes home.. gets drunk.. started beating up him.. the next day.. who he beats up? the victim.. Technically we shud care for the victims.. but.. the bullies are the one who need care the most.. for they will end up in mental institutions.. these ppl are the psycho ones.. they may even.. kill or rape someone in the future.. so.. if u have bullied someone.. this is a true story from the victim..
One thing the victim of the bully.. he is kind, he is forgiving.. he never tries ways to harm the bully.. For he knows how much the bully suffers.. Give a standing ovation to the victims.. if u are a victim of bully.. dont be sad about the past.. its good that ur body is of good use to others.. for they take u for their anger.. For if the bullies cant release their anger.. they probably explode in the middle of nowhere.. or they will even cause massacre in the public places.. Like school killings.. yea..
These 2 pics show u a victim of bully b4 and after..
b4.. he was tucking his pants or watever..
After.. He gets bullied by someone.. for the sake of the bully.. i oredi cut off his picture.. see.. bullies are still humans.. they juz need love..
If you are a victim of bully.. juz like me.. never regret for being bullied.. for u are showing love to the person.. u provided the bully with ur body as cushion.. ur ear to be verbally assaulted.. yea.. U are indeed the bravest person ever.. and i respect that.. ppl respect that.. Never despise urself for being bullied..
Thnx for reading.. A bullied's journal
A player's investments is the key to success.. says.. Prof Jack.. Today i have come out with the theory to the title of "Player's guide to Success, 3 keys to investing a SUPER wife"
Ok lah... who doesnt want a good girlfriend, a superwoman as cao ge says.. to do ur laundry, ur cooking.. everything lar.. and the end of the day.. someone to pamper.. to share feelings.. these and that.. u know la.. no need me explain.. so.. Player needs 3 keys to have a Super wife..
A player.. must always understands.. that.. he is the man.. the first key is.. self esteem.. if you're a player and u dont have faith in anything.. sorry.. u can go back to be a shy guy.. this key is so important.. that.. if you dont invest time in it.. it's over for u.. So.. wat shud a player invest on his self esteem? well.. for starters.. u need to be buff.. so.. gym is good for u.. or self train.. do sit ups and push ups.. but if u are an all rounder in sports.. this is too easy for u.. u have an advantage.. so.. the next stage.. of investing your is your smile.. definitely.. u have the killer smiles.. this one.. ppl always say.. u are born with it.. but i think.. yea.. no need wan lar.. u juz go home.. everyday.. invest time on your mirror.. smile till u get it right.. very simple.. ok.. killer smile and buff sure make u more like a player.. next key...
no. 2.. u need to invest money on clothings.. invest in ur underwear, tie, suit, pants, watever lar.. but make sure.. if u are buying normal going out stuff.. the best is from Ripcurl.. says from 1 of the player experts.. and Topman for a good deal and range of suits.. Thnx for the tip.. mr. discreet player.. haha.. anywayz.. dats about it.. make sure u know how to wear it properly.. ask ur mom if u dont know.. or your dad.. then.. look on ur mirror.. double check the way u smile.. make sure the killer smile is intact.. then can edi.. for sports events.. make sure.. show your washboard abs.. dat will attract girls.. this is thru mr.discreet.. yea..
Key no. 3.. invest in your pride.. without pride.. girls will think you are cheap.. according to mr. discreet.. u have to be more expensive when giving out phone number... Never give out your phone number unless the gurl states.. and.. make sure.. dont go easy on losing.. u may give the girl a chance or 2.. but.. make sure.. u lose with pride.. the phrase of the day.. " I didn't lose.. i let u win" yea..i highlite it with blue coz its semi important.. u can have your own phrases.. but remember.. pride.. important.. yea.. investing in this takes countless of failures.. says.. mr.discreet.. u dont learn it overnight.. thru practises by different girls.. yea.. u can achieve it..
OKay.. the setback.. y am i takling this.. coz.. im not a player.. LOL.. im juz a professor writing a thesis.. for fun.. anyway.. the player's ultimate casualty.. is failure.. as u know.. investment.. is like stock market.. even though u invest so much.. there is risks of failures.. dats y.. mr.discreet's tactics are very cunning.. but effective.. go for more girls.. he said.. not only that.. u have to spread your connections.. 1 girl.. then lead to 2 girls.. to 4.. to 8.. goes by the multiplication function.. yea.. cool rite.. even math gives u good formulas.. ok.. i give u this theory in Stock market terms..
$0.10 X10 equals $1.00
$1.00 X1 equals $1.00
u either invest in $0.10 in 10 girls.. and u may see a result or 2.. in these 10.. or.. invest in 1.. and 50/50 chances.. either u fail.. or u pass.. so.. dis is very significant.. compare to 10.. my theory is .. best is take 0.10 for 10.. well.. if 1 of the shares increases.. u earn back revenue.. if u buy a share and pay $1.00.. u may end up with nothing.. dont tell me your face is too yong sui.. till all ur 10 shares drop all.. am i right.. this is in economics terms put down to player's formula.. The $ value signifies with the money spent, time spent.. and many other factors.. whereas the return.. is well.. likewise.. the girl spend on u.. well
So.. after a much given lecture.. i have one thing to say.. i'm not a player.. so.. thnx mr.discreet for all the valuable infos.. for those who seriously wanna be a player.. this is a partially good guide.. and.. dont need scratch head.. juz do it.. yea.. as for me.. im juz an average guy.. not a player..
Updated version of the player's guide...
Key no. 4 is teamwork.. thnx mr.A for giving us the guidelines on how to be a good player.. well.. enough said.. this is his extensive research results.. his theory.. check it out..
Teamwork
For no one can succeed alone, this includes player. With great team, comes great results. First things first, find a player to cooperate with you in your life as a player. So why do we need another player in order to become a successful player? First of all, networking, more players mean more girls and more girls mean more income... (yea.. economics is so fun)
When you introduce a girl to your friend (player), there will be another chance of succeeding your investment, this is because, and no one can make every girl fall for the same type of guy. As Sun Tze said, to win a war, first you have to know the opponent's general inside out. By knowing what type of guy they fell for, you introduce them accordingly to that specific type of guy, where your percentage of succeeding increases tremendously.
(Imagine you apply this with more than one partner, you can succeed in getting the girl easier and much more efficient than finding the right girl yourself)
Using your player with your teamwork skills
This is how it should be used; firstly ask your friend to introduce a girl who he knows will fall for your type. Secondly, set a time and date to meet with her. Thirdly, this is where the challenge begin, when that day arrive, groom yourself with a style that girl likes the most. Stand with confident, when your friend approach you, remember to face another side where your friend is coming; when they reached, turn slowly and hot that girl with your charming smile and greet her like you have never seen such beauty for ages. Take a deep look on to her eyes, eye contact is the most important part of this event, make sure you do it right and with style. Impress her with a few talks and after one or two minutes, tell that girl you have to leave politely and leave an unforgettable shadow behind.
(*Note, make sure the meeting it not obviously plotted, this is just an example for career base personality type)
This is where your teamwork reaches to the most critical point. After your leave, your partner will be complimenting with praises to you. Try to use some hints like, “You two look like couples”, “I think you fell for him am I not wrong?” and so on..
Thnx mr.A for ur wonderful theory.. seriously.. being a player needs so many skills.. it's not an overnight success.. so.. to all players wannabe.. GANBATTE!!.. i shall bid u all the best in ur girltaking.. wish u all have a Super wife..
thnx for reading..
Brief description of everyone in my class.. when in college.. these ppl are the ones who created the atmosphere of comedy, and funnyness.. or i shall say.. lameness.. These ppl have made my life a lil interesting.. a first experience of college life is thru them.. Yea.. dats about it.. i may not see all of them next sem.. due to my current status.. i may switch to Help or Monash, Metro or stay.. it all depends.. hope after that.. we can still get together for a tea or 2.. lol.. Thnx for the fun in class.. Thnx all loyal readers.. and.. i cant see how many hit counts on my blog.. >.<
Chun Pinz.. or shall i say Apple Kor.. Pin Guo.. a guy who is.. hmm.. very noisy at times.. and he loves to start the mood with some canto cum hokkien vulgar words.. and.. uses sex as part of the topic.. and mostly.. he likes to have fun.. his fave song.. romeo and juliet by gary cao and someone.. and I AM WHO I AM!! ARGH!!
Josephine Kong Chee Lan.. hmm.. she is very quiet.. only talks more when with Chia Hui and Cindy.. her fave phrase.. RM50 for 1 tissue, touch me need pay RM 100000.. zzz.. lol
Chia Hui here below.. she is 1 of the richest here.. use credit card.. dont play play.. we always say she is the shortest.. and.. i will always remember.. to pull her legs when i see her.. haha.. jk.. she very nice to bully sometimes..
Kenneth Lai.. the ego.. the player himself.. the colorful wolf.. yea.. the one who loves flirting day and night.. even at 3 am.. talkin to girls on the phone sometimes.. and gamer no.1.. always says u cant beat me in any game.. if not.. i will not play it anymore.. and jump down from TBS.. yea.. Topics on his mind, game, sex, game, sex, game, sex..
Ka heng.. the other gamer.. who.. seeminglessly.. loves to avoid the rain by hiding in cybercafes.. yea.. past time is.. manga, dota, manga.. dota.. online games.. and sleep.. dats about it.. and.. he used to be the guy who doesnt eat during the day.. only eat at home during dinner.. which is.. super kaoz for a person who is still growing.. his size shows that his growth is somehow stopped due to his eating habits.. sry ka heng.. not insult.. lol..
On the right.. Jea Hau, or.. GAYO!! haha.. he has his trademark of his gayoness.. and his phrase.. you're gayofied!!.. lol.. yea.. camera freak.. juz bought a DSLR.. and.. fan of some computer games.. and.. also.. masked rider, lol.. the yipiyaya.. he has a page in deviantart which shows good pics.. go there to check it out or read his blog thru mine.. haha..
Keert.. She is the only sikh in the class.. and one of the 2 in the March intake.. yea.. she is funny.. and.. well.. funny.. easy going.. friendly.. everything lar.. even Pakistani guys love her.. lol..
Uncle!! or Zhen Xian.. on the left.. He is from taiping.. where.. Aqua roamed the streets.. pulling guys.. yea.. at first when we saw him.. we thought.. he was.. some gangster.. and i tot his voice was coarsed.. but.. no.. LOL.. his english made us laugh all the time.. dats y he usually speaks in mandarin.. and his partner in crime on the right.. Hoo Ming.. the new recruitment to our class for the 2nd sem.. he is quiet.. but.. yea.. he doesnt mind the company.. he loves our class as i can see.. and yea.. friendly.. haha..
Kit Peng.. a very safe driver.. who drives at max.. 80km on highway.. very safe with her kancil.. and very smart, or studious.. whichever.. her attributes are accounts and math.. both score very well.. and.. she also can be funny at times.. lol..
Eiran Tan Jiun Yen.. my old buddy for 6 years.. yea.. he can be lame.. he can be serious at times.. but.. he loves to repeat jokes mention by others.. juz like me.. haha.. and.. yea.. he has his ways with girls.. his ways.. that the other guys dont know of.. he can surprise u with the killer move.. 1 day he is single.. the next day.. he is taken.. sry girls..
Jeanette.. the tortoise in the class.. the guys only tease her and Chia Hui.. mostly.. and.. she can be gullible.. easy kena con.. yea.. dats y most guys bully her in class.. dats sad.. her studies also.. very goodz.. onz.. yea..
Our own Aunty Cindy.. who.. is a crazy woman on the road.. she drives 50 in basement.. no brakes.. turn.. woah.. he can join Fast & Furious Girl Edition.. she can be main star.. lol.. with her Kenari.. she can own any mod cars.. in basement.. haha.. She's funny as well.. haha..
Hana.. She loves Mountain Climbing.. and she strives to improve herself daily.. in terms of language and studies.. never cease to tell us a good story.. and.. she herself has been thru alot.. a great model for others to follow.. Keep up the image u have.. ^_^
The rest not mentioned.. is Wan Youn.. our class monitor.. after Chien loong left.. she is captain of her basketball team cum coach.. she likes to help if she can.. and.. great person.. she is the fifth girl from left.. and Sun Hui.. 2nd girl from right.. Who has funky boyish hair.. with colorfulness.. she is a person who mix with different clicks all the time.. from different classes.. she knows all.. she basically has frenz everywhere.. a person where everyone would like.. haha.. Our class photo..
Chien Loong's video of him playing NFS.. lol.. funny indeed
Life is so fragile, Just a few days back, my bro saw these 5 cute little kittens at the back of my hse.. their home is juz a little hole, or practically longkang.. yea.. so sadz.. the mother somehow wasnt there.. for so long.. i guess the mother practically left them.. they are so frail, so sick.. when they saw my bro.. they were like meowing all the way.. running to us with all their strengh.. so weak.. yet.. doing all these.. my bro was like.. so sad.. we gotta help them.. the next day.. we gather up.. we manage 4.. the other one left somewhere.. we went to the pet shop with chien loong and jiun yen.. we were like.. hoping they would accept them.. He says he cant accept them.. coz they have viral infection.. which will affect other cats if they were to put them.. so.. we took home.. hoping for some miracle.. we left 3 kittens in another place.. for they are seriously infected.. we dont know wat to do.. and the only one without the virus.. we tried so hard to feed her, clean her.. make sure she is warm..
The next day.. the 3 kittens are gone.. gone for good.. i dont know where r they..
Chien Loong cried in the car.. me and him.. very sad.. Life is so unfair.. even Jiun Yen say.. there was this couple who drove on the highway.. suddenly.. an X-trail hit a ram and flew so high.. it landed directly on their car.. The couple and another passenger died.. on the spot.. whereas the X-trail driver sustained only head injuries.. Dis shows.. our life can be taken so easily..
Moral of this story.. Treasure the ones u have.. I will love everyone around me more!!.. even if i dont show it.. i will try to.. so sadz.. sadness..
thnx for reading..
God Bro!!.. Ben.. happy birthday dudez.. durian cake by ur mom was great.. haha.. anywayz.. yea.. all the best in ur college.. need help in any area.. gimme a call.. i will try my best to help ya.. if u ever need my help.. so.. stay strong.. and stay faithful.. i must admit.. they 2 look good together.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
New Year Celebration.. went out with corky, cher kuan, kenneth, jiun yen.. we met sue hsia, xian mei, arwin, harmin, victoria izzit? lol.. xinwon, xinwon's gf, erm.. yea.. dats about it.. our gang.. quite a large number of ppl.. oh yea.. there is Jing Chern and his gf.. and his gf's fren.. which wasnt really our gang.. so.. yea.. these ppl.. celebrated new year.. at The Curve.. where we spend 10-20bux per person.. buyin snow sprays and sprayin on people's face, people's mouths, people's boobs.. and so on.. disgusting.. i even ate some foam spray.. wth.. yuck yuck yuck to the max.. argh.. now.. i still.. haven get any pictures from them yet.. but yea.. it was great.. 10 times better than last year.. sry didnt celebrate with cg members at mei yii's house.. lol.. felt bad.. but yea.. sry.. here are some of the pics.. there is a vid.. but i dont know for now how to upload a video.. so here are the pics..
oh yea.. there are the pics for christmas party.. in conjunction with my close family fren's dad's 91st birthday.. in Penang.. yea.. they're rich man party i guess.. dancing, and singing karaoke.. lol.. tributes after tributes.. and the countdown.. haha.. yea.. here are some of the pics..
my dad.. in christmas mood.. 
end of story.. thnx for reading
year 2006... ended.. with a car crash that shudnt happen thnx to my eagerness to play NFS Carbon and.. my blurriness while talkin to Jea Hau.. cost my father a red face, a burnt hole in his wallet, and a demoralizing me plus driving phobia for the few days later.. still facing it.. 1. Go to church whenever i'm free.. but committment to youth and CG.. and also serve more in another ministry.. 2. Instill a better character in me.. i dont wanna be a stingy person.. with opportunity and chance.. i will try my very best to give.. Be more family guy, good boy at home, and.. study hard.. not much playin like this year... was a fun year.. but have to be more serious in terms of studies... 3. Debt Free.. i dont wanna owe anyone anymore money.. be financially stable.. as well as able to pay up my mom's car damages.. it's a challenging thing.. 4. I guess i need to approach more ppl.. meet new frenz... coz some of the old ones will leave soon.. to australia, UK, wherever.. need to start hanging out with more clicks.. 5. Finally.. able to do somethin outrageous.. sing on stage? maybe.. dance on stage? Do at least 1 crazy stuff.. I guess.. this is the to do list so far... will be back to post my unforgetable memories of New Years Eve at the Curve.. sry Mei yii.. couldnt come urs.. coz.. i'd promised my other buddies to celebrate with them.. Great New Year ahead.. VMY 2007!!.. Man Utd Comin this July as promised.. haha thnx for reading..
But i guess.. God always has a turnover for every situation, i believe, this accident will inspire a great year for me this year.. 2007.. I believe Lord for Supernatural Bounties in my life.. This accident is not gonna hold back anymore.. and im gonna settle my debts with my family car...
Well.. wat i got to say for 2006, i did alot of things in 17 years ago.. wasn't capable of doing it..
firstly.. i get to drive!! haha.. was a bad thing sometimes coz of funny accidents i always get into..
second.. clubbing.. which wasnt a very good experience this year.. either isn't happening or the mood isn't there.. aih.. sadz.. Michelle was right.. KL ppl dont know how to party..
Third.. i finally got some of my frenz presents, christmas presents.. which.. i have never give in my entire 18 years of life.. wat a stingy crap i am.. yea.. finally.. gave somethin to my frenz..
Fourth.. Joined Youth fully and a much more committed christian.. still got ups and downs.. and yea.. Joined care group as well.. Thnx mei yii for the hospitality and other CG members for caring so much...
Well.. 2007.. it started so well... with the parties.. sure.. there is somethin good comin to my life.. i dont know.. it will come naturally i guess..im prayin for good things to happen.. either fast or slow.. but surely..
To do list for this year:
Name: Jack
[[About Me]]
I do not deserve all this,
but im here standing.
not becoz of my efforts,
but through His grace
This is my cry,
My one desire,
Is to be where you are Lord;
Now and forever.
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