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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

[[Investment.. the key to failure or success]]

A player's investments is the key to success.. says.. Prof Jack.. Today i have come out with the theory to the title of "Player's guide to Success, 3 keys to investing a SUPER wife"

Ok lah... who doesnt want a good girlfriend, a superwoman as cao ge says.. to do ur laundry, ur cooking.. everything lar.. and the end of the day.. someone to pamper.. to share feelings.. these and that.. u know la.. no need me explain.. so.. Player needs 3 keys to have a Super wife..

A player.. must always understands.. that.. he is the man.. the first key is.. self esteem.. if you're a player and u dont have faith in anything.. sorry.. u can go back to be a shy guy.. this key is so important.. that.. if you dont invest time in it.. it's over for u.. So.. wat shud a player invest on his self esteem? well.. for starters.. u need to be buff.. so.. gym is good for u.. or self train.. do sit ups and push ups.. but if u are an all rounder in sports.. this is too easy for u.. u have an advantage.. so.. the next stage.. of investing your is your smile.. definitely.. u have the killer smiles.. this one.. ppl always say.. u are born with it.. but i think.. yea.. no need wan lar.. u juz go home.. everyday.. invest time on your mirror.. smile till u get it right.. very simple.. ok.. killer smile and buff sure make u more like a player.. next key...

no. 2.. u need to invest money on clothings.. invest in ur underwear, tie, suit, pants, watever lar.. but make sure.. if u are buying normal going out stuff.. the best is from Ripcurl.. says from 1 of the player experts.. and Topman for a good deal and range of suits.. Thnx for the tip.. mr. discreet player.. haha.. anywayz.. dats about it.. make sure u know how to wear it properly.. ask ur mom if u dont know.. or your dad.. then.. look on ur mirror.. double check the way u smile.. make sure the killer smile is intact.. then can edi.. for sports events.. make sure.. show your washboard abs.. dat will attract girls.. this is thru mr.discreet.. yea..

Key no. 3.. invest in your pride.. without pride.. girls will think you are cheap.. according to mr. discreet.. u have to be more expensive when giving out phone number... Never give out your phone number unless the gurl states.. and.. make sure.. dont go easy on losing.. u may give the girl a chance or 2.. but.. make sure.. u lose with pride.. the phrase of the day.. " I didn't lose.. i let u win" yea..i highlite it with blue coz its semi important.. u can have your own phrases.. but remember.. pride.. important.. yea.. investing in this takes countless of failures.. says.. mr.discreet.. u dont learn it overnight.. thru practises by different girls.. yea.. u can achieve it..

OKay.. the setback.. y am i takling this.. coz.. im not a player.. LOL.. im juz a professor writing a thesis.. for fun.. anyway.. the player's ultimate casualty.. is failure.. as u know.. investment.. is like stock market.. even though u invest so much.. there is risks of failures.. dats y.. mr.discreet's tactics are very cunning.. but effective.. go for more girls.. he said.. not only that.. u have to spread your connections.. 1 girl.. then lead to 2 girls.. to 4.. to 8.. goes by the multiplication function.. yea.. cool rite.. even math gives u good formulas.. ok.. i give u this theory in Stock market terms..

$0.10 X10 equals $1.00
$1.00 X1 equals $1.00

u either invest in $0.10 in 10 girls.. and u may see a result or 2.. in these 10.. or.. invest in 1.. and 50/50 chances.. either u fail.. or u pass.. so.. dis is very significant.. compare to 10.. my theory is .. best is take 0.10 for 10.. well.. if 1 of the shares increases.. u earn back revenue.. if u buy a share and pay $1.00.. u may end up with nothing.. dont tell me your face is too yong sui.. till all ur 10 shares drop all.. am i right.. this is in economics terms put down to player's formula.. The $ value signifies with the money spent, time spent.. and many other factors.. whereas the return.. is well.. likewise.. the girl spend on u.. well

So.. after a much given lecture.. i have one thing to say.. i'm not a player.. so.. thnx mr.discreet for all the valuable infos.. for those who seriously wanna be a player.. this is a partially good guide.. and.. dont need scratch head.. juz do it.. yea.. as for me.. im juz an average guy.. not a player..

Updated version of the player's guide...
Key no. 4 is teamwork.. thnx mr.A for giving us the guidelines on how to be a good player.. well.. enough said.. this is his extensive research results.. his theory.. check it out..

Teamwork

For no one can succeed alone, this includes player. With great team, comes great results. First things first, find a player to cooperate with you in your life as a player. So why do we need another player in order to become a successful player? First of all, networking, more players mean more girls and more girls mean more income... (yea.. economics is so fun)

When you introduce a girl to your friend (player), there will be another chance of succeeding your investment, this is because, and no one can make every girl fall for the same type of guy. As Sun Tze said, to win a war, first you have to know the opponent's general inside out. By knowing what type of guy they fell for, you introduce them accordingly to that specific type of guy, where your percentage of succeeding increases tremendously.

(Imagine you apply this with more than one partner, you can succeed in getting the girl easier and much more efficient than finding the right girl yourself)

Using your player with your teamwork skills

This is how it should be used; firstly ask your friend to introduce a girl who he knows will fall for your type. Secondly, set a time and date to meet with her. Thirdly, this is where the challenge begin, when that day arrive, groom yourself with a style that girl likes the most. Stand with confident, when your friend approach you, remember to face another side where your friend is coming; when they reached, turn slowly and hot that girl with your charming smile and greet her like you have never seen such beauty for ages. Take a deep look on to her eyes, eye contact is the most important part of this event, make sure you do it right and with style. Impress her with a few talks and after one or two minutes, tell that girl you have to leave politely and leave an unforgettable shadow behind.

(*Note, make sure the meeting it not obviously plotted, this is just an example for career base personality type)

This is where your teamwork reaches to the most critical point. After your leave, your partner will be complimenting with praises to you. Try to use some hints like, “You two look like couples”, “I think you fell for him am I not wrong?” and so on..

Thnx mr.A for ur wonderful theory.. seriously.. being a player needs so many skills.. it's not an overnight success.. so.. to all players wannabe.. GANBATTE!!.. i shall bid u all the best in ur girltaking.. wish u all have a Super wife..

thnx for reading..

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