(Act 1)Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me thetime difference between Singapore andNew York?"Operator: "Just a minute..."Ah Beng: "Thank you."Ah Beng got his answer and cut off theline.
(Act 2)At a bar in New York, the man sat nextto Ah Beng told the bartender, "JOHNNIEWALKER, SINGLE."and his companion said, "JACKDANIELS,SINGLE."The bartender turned to Ah Beng andasked, "AND YOU, SIR?"Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng,MARRIED."
(Act 3)After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'dbeen working on for quite sometime,Ah Beng proudly shows off the finishedpuzzle to a friend."It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," AhBeng said."FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take solong."the friend asked.Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long atall, look ! at the box, it says it isfor 4 to 7 years".
(Act 4)Ah Beng took part in the SingaporeManhunt Competition.During the Q&A segment, the host asks,"Name a drink that begins with theletter 'G'."The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Othersexclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak,Gatorade!"Host : "Quiet please."Ah Beng laughs hysterically like ahyenabefore replying,"C'mon man, I don't need their help? Igot more original answer. My answer is"Gu ni!" (milk in Hokkien)
(Act 5)Ah Beng had just bought a new computerand was using it when he encounteredsome problems.After a few attempts, he decided to usethe 'Help' command.Soon after, he became very irritatedandcalled the computer shop for support.Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key forhelp... but it's been over half an hour& still nobody has come to help me...."
(Act 6)In the class.Teacher: "Class, do you know themeaningof parents?"Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means fatherand mother."Teacher: "Good. Can you give me anexample?"Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents meanscowboy's father and mother. Also cansayCowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy'smother is Cow Boo.So if they walk together, we can saythey are 'Cow Pay Cow Boo'."
(Act 7)Ah Beng with two red ears went to hisdoctor. The doctor asked him what hadhappened to his ears andhe answered," I was ironing a shirt andthe phone ring lor- but instead ofpicking up the phone, I accidentallypicked up the iron and stuck it to myear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctorexclaimed in disbelief. "But, whathappened to the other ear?"Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow calledbackagain loh!"
(Act 8 )Why did Ah Beng go to! a movie with his18 friends?Because according to the advertisement,below 18 is not allowed to go in
A survey has done abt the most common names for babies.. and YES!! who tops the list..
Jack.. wee.. i am gonna see more baby Jack in England and Wales.. so.. name ur son Jack.. hehe
Dis is a reminder to myself.. my pathetic nature self.. my act of selfishness..
Why am i saying this.. i dont deserve my friends.. any of them..
For i am using them.. for my needs!! MY OWN NEEDS!!.. never a fren for them..
i admit.. i am selfish.. i am a freeloader.. I use people to entertain me.. to help me do stuff.. like
my parents.. my brother.. and even to u guys.. my friends who have treated me so well..
I'm never there when someone needs help.. I'm never there when people feel sad.. I tease ppl for
failing.. i tease people for losing.. I compare what i do with my frenz.. always feel im superior..
the fact that.. I'm not.. i'm juz a normal guy.. doing selfish acts.. I never care for what they need..
what they think of.. what they are facing.. Its only all about my problems.. How to answer my problems.. Never others..
I am selfish.. more selfish than a stingy old witch..
Lord.. Change me for who i am.. I am nothing but a piece of shit.. I accept my mistakes..
Thank you Lord for giving me great friends.. who i don't treasure at all... Help me Lord.. Whatever
I try fails.. Please be my lighthouse.. I don't want to lose my dear friends.. Help me be a True friend..
help me to care for others.. Help me to be.. Jack. to be the Jack u called me to be..
Those who are reading..
Sorry for all those things i have done... Please forgive me.. give me another chance..
Please wake me up when im doin the wrong thing..
Dis is a reminder for me.. to change.. to be a better person..
Hi everyone.. as im posting this blog.. Jason.. has left Malaysia... feel super sad.. a great friend.. caring one.. who really.. treats everyone so good.. wat can i say.. i juz feel sad.. waving to him at the airport... 6:34am.. wide awake at the desktop of my computer.. cant sleep...
A brief story on wat happen on Valentines day till Jason leaves..
Alex, my church fren in the pic below.. wanted to organize a valentine's day outing.. well.. with CGmates.. but sadly.. all couldnt make it.. so.. us 3 guys including ET.. we 3 went for dinner.. lol.. we stare at everyone while we were at Wong Kok.. all the Lala couples are cuddling each other.. >.<.. anyway.. we had our fun.. i ate cheese rice.. yum.. and Alex drank salty dog.. which was salty... ET had his set.. which look good.. and yea.. wat a dinner.. 3 guys.. valentines.. great.. then we went cybercafe.. where alex owned us.. His excuse.. half a year didnt play edi.. i like.. yea.. i know.. u play like u juz played yesterday.. >.<
After that.. went to Williams to meet the guys.. Jason was there.. and some other frenz.. yea.. so.. we chatted.. awhile.. then Jason gtg.. coz.. he has to pack his stuff and so on.. so.. yea..we too left.. at about 12am.. goodbye Valentines.. so.. went to kenneth's place.. for a moment.. then we left to fetch Jing Chen and Lam Sem (pic below very blur).. then on to KLIA...
We stopped.. at a place.. where CK says there will be planes flyin by.. we had our beers... we had our snacks.. we had our groundnuts.. we were talkin.. playin, takin pictures... lol.. more of this will be updated as soon as i have the pictures...
This is wat i call.. uncivilized.. cocky.. as usual.. go pee on the road.. this time.. the fella abit siao.. 4 times in 2 hours.. until the whole road stink.. and.. yea.. he did a 360 degree peeing motion.. around the world peeing.. greatnya... 
Time to head to the airport.. not much pics here.. but we sure try to keepin our emoness.. Jason was there when we reach.. with Marcus, Jiun Yen, CL, wei lynn and sook yen. we had our last goodbye hugs.. our last wishes to him.. our promises.. and.. we left.. Have fun Jason.. Take care of urself in Sydney.. u are a great friend to me.. no doubt about that.. thnx for the fun we share.. 
In the mean time.. i shall try to get some sleep.. hopefully..
Thnx for reading.. Jason.. miss ya buddy..
I've been cheated of work.. dis sux.. first.. i was agreed upon RM4 per hour.. which was already little.. compared to other jobs.. and.. fine.. i accept.. i worked.. 10:30 to 7:30.. with only lunch break of maybe 20mins to half an hour.. and i sit only about 1 hour out of 8 hours.. so.. my legs are tired.. plus.. carry this computer.. that computer.. this printer.. fine.. i dont mind.. i learn alot in the end.. but that's not the point.. Boss told me.. are u workin on sunday?? i said.. wat? i told u.. im not workin on Sunday.. coz.. i goin church.. fine.. she said.. I beginning to think.. then i ask.. Saturday i'm also off u know.. then she like.. WAT!! Sunday let u off u wan to off Saturday.. i said.. i tot we agreed upon i only work on weekdays.. then.. She says:" OK.. u can.. but RM3.50 per hour for weekday part-timers".. fine.. i got pissed.. i work the last hour.. not my best.. i left.. and i quit the job.. This is the feeling of being cheated.. during work..
Ditched.. yes.. i've been ditched from wednesday to friday.. firstly.. Jea Hau's outing with C.loong, Kenneth and Eiran.. photo session without me.. photo album without me.. somemore.. smart.. Jiun yen call me to go.. i got call u Chien loong.. u ditcher.. fine.. then.. kena ignore by someone.. for no apparent reason..
I feel 2 kinds of sadness in 5 days..
but.. i'm doin fine.. still fine.. im gonna find a job tomrrow..
thnx for reading..
Forgiving those who made me pissed..
Been working...
And working...
And working...
LOL
Over a conversation during dinner with our family friends.. yea.. millenium babies.. wat are millenium babies..
Firstly.. we shall do a minor history flashback.. after WW2 ended.. the generation of children born in the year 1940-1960 are the after-war children. those who are born from 1960-1980 are the 2nd generation after the generation after war.. and from 1980-2000 onwards.. are millenium babies.. yea.. us.. we are millenium babies.. So wat so significant is the millenium babies..
Over the conversation.. my father, who is obviously the after-war children.. and his friend.. were complaining.. kids nowadays.. dont appreciate wat we have.. in comparison with wat they have during the 1940s, 1950s..
I wont talk much about the 1960-1980 generation.. but they are also after war.. but 20 years later.. they dont feel much of the sufferings after war..
okay.. characteristics of after-war children and millenium babies...
after-war children.. " wakes up early no matter got work or no work"
millenium babies.. " sleep late.. wake up late.. got work oni force to wake up"
after... " work hard for a very poor living, undemanding"
millenium... " no work.. but expect everything to come to him"
after... " does 1 thing at a time.. making sure that the thing is complete then move on"
millenium... " does 3 things at a time or more.. and mostly gets nothing done.."
This is true.. millenium babies dont wake up for no reason.. all we do.. is eat, sleep, play, eat sleep play.. even when we are 20, 21.. we still, eat sleep play.. study???? study litte la... after-war children mostly dont have the chance to study.. so.. end up.. doing dirty work in plantations, factories.. to earn a mere 50cents a day.. dis is how an after-war child lives..
Another factor.. millenium babies.. are so demanding.. they say.. i need a new pair of jeans.. materialistics.. i need a new phone.. my phone sux.. my shirt sux.. i need a new shirt.. branded.. CKJeans.. DKNY.. Billabong.. watever.. u name it.. they want it.. celebrities wear it.. they adorn it.. no matter how freakin expensive.. i must get it.. the best computer.. all from who? the parents.. which are mostly born during the after-war period.. where.. they live with either poor parents.. or single parent? or worse.. orphan due to war.. and.. sometimes.. no food to eat.. go to bed.. sometimes have to scrape out leftovers as food.. dis is how life is during after-war period.. no money to buy anything.. clothes also.. they are fortunate to go to school.. during birthday.. Millenium babies expect gifts.. and presents.. expensive.. after-war children? even an egg.. painted in red.. already happy edi.. Millenium babies dont appreciate stuff.. they take things for granted.. like PS1 juz launch buy.. when PS2 launch.. throw away PS1.. buy PS2.. now PS3 launch.. PS2 goin to throw edi.. see.. this is how millenium babies think..
Millenium babies also.. aren't patient.. they like to do so many things at one time.. we can actually, read newspaper, eat lunch and even do homework during our lunch.. and we can online, listen songs, playin game.. dis is wat i call multi-tasking.. and when it comes to task to be done.. like assignments.. we always wait for last minute.. we think we have all the time in the world.. but no.. in the end.. we suffer.. am i right? for after-war children.. there wasn't any technology.. no handphones.. no computers.. nothing.. no money to even buy them.. so.. they do things slowly.. with patiently.. imagine.. sending mail to a person.. they wait.. waiting for a reply.. it may take 2 months.. for us.. send e-mail.. if dont reply within a day.. kena kao kaoz.. this is wat i call fast paced..
Wat an after-war child ask from a millenium baby.. is to really know that the war still brings back haunting memories.. as we already know.. how they suffer.. yet.. they work so hard.. to provide everything for u.. sometimes the things that we want.. they want to give.. but they dont have the money.. be thankful of ur parents who work their ass off to get wat u need.. ur education.. and take concern of them as well.. i know the age gap is big.. but when u really start talkin to them.. they really.. will feel great when we actually concern about the past.. becoz most parents and children nowadays.. dont talk much.. as we can see.. even i and my father.. seldom talk.. for we dont have much thing to talk.. so.. if u're free.. do sit down.. and talk to ur father.. ask him abt the war.. care for ur parents.. who hav suffer so much.. dont be selfish.. think about them.. for they born u out of hardship.. out of love..
Thnx for reading.. i am trying to be a better son..
this is pure lameness.. thnx to jacq.. then.. transfer to eiran.. now me.. if dont tag then i kena..
anywayz.. my 6 weird stuff of me..
1. i dislike polysterine squeeking sound
2. i like staring at my phone blankly
3. i have feelings for every girl i see
4. i dislike JACKfruit
5. food comes first before girls
6. i can move my nose, and plus.. i can do penguin mouth
thats all.. the next 6 ppl i tag..
1. Mei Yii
2. Jea Hau
3. Jim
4. Cheez
5. Alex
6. Janet/Ling~~
thnx for tagging... hate that..
thnx for reading
Name: Jack
[[About Me]]
I do not deserve all this,
but im here standing.
not becoz of my efforts,
but through His grace
This is my cry,
My one desire,
Is to be where you are Lord;
Now and forever.
[[Music's Playing]]
Artist: Maroon 5
Song: Makes Me Wonder
[[My History]]
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[[The Conversations]]
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jim|
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jea hau|
ling~|
wilson|
|matt|
sue|
jacq|
michellez|
|mei yii/cgleader|
eden|
alex|
christine|
|fakemom|
ben|
TA|
katheryn|
|Jing|
sofia|
olivia|
shaun.ng|
|aubrey|
ET|
peewee|
tysern|
|sem|
wying|
shaz|
jacqy|
|sheryll|
jason|
shelyn|