Never ending Journey

Friday, February 23, 2007

[[lame stories of Mr. Ah Beng]]

(Act 1)Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me thetime difference between Singapore andNew York?"Operator: "Just a minute..."Ah Beng: "Thank you."Ah Beng got his answer and cut off theline.

(Act 2)At a bar in New York, the man sat nextto Ah Beng told the bartender, "JOHNNIEWALKER, SINGLE."and his companion said, "JACKDANIELS,SINGLE."The bartender turned to Ah Beng andasked, "AND YOU, SIR?"Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng,MARRIED."

(Act 3)After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'dbeen working on for quite sometime,Ah Beng proudly shows off the finishedpuzzle to a friend."It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," AhBeng said."FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take solong."the friend asked.Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long atall, look ! at the box, it says it isfor 4 to 7 years".

(Act 4)Ah Beng took part in the SingaporeManhunt Competition.During the Q&A segment, the host asks,"Name a drink that begins with theletter 'G'."The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Othersexclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak,Gatorade!"Host : "Quiet please."Ah Beng laughs hysterically like ahyenabefore replying,"C'mon man, I don't need their help? Igot more original answer. My answer is"Gu ni!" (milk in Hokkien)

(Act 5)Ah Beng had just bought a new computerand was using it when he encounteredsome problems.After a few attempts, he decided to usethe 'Help' command.Soon after, he became very irritatedandcalled the computer shop for support.Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key forhelp... but it's been over half an hour& still nobody has come to help me...."

(Act 6)In the class.Teacher: "Class, do you know themeaningof parents?"Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means fatherand mother."Teacher: "Good. Can you give me anexample?"Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents meanscowboy's father and mother. Also cansayCowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy'smother is Cow Boo.So if they walk together, we can saythey are 'Cow Pay Cow Boo'."

(Act 7)Ah Beng with two red ears went to hisdoctor. The doctor asked him what hadhappened to his ears andhe answered," I was ironing a shirt andthe phone ring lor- but instead ofpicking up the phone, I accidentallypicked up the iron and stuck it to myear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctorexclaimed in disbelief. "But, whathappened to the other ear?"Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow calledbackagain loh!"

(Act 8 )Why did Ah Beng go to! a movie with his18 friends?Because according to the advertisement,below 18 is not allowed to go in

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[[The Walker]]

Name: Jack

[[About Me]]
I do not deserve all this,
but im here standing.
not becoz of my efforts,
but through His grace
This is my cry,
My one desire,
Is to be where you are Lord;
Now and forever.

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